Your nana textes me. She sends me a message "Meet me in the bedroom s-e-x"
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Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Grandma: I don't like bugs. Grandpa: Then close your legs.
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Monday, August 9, 2010
"Your grandma is only allowed to have two Manhattans. After one she's ok, after two wont shut up on the way home, and the last time she had three she chased me around the house screaming 'Come here you son of a bitch I'm gonna kick your ass!' with her fist in the air . She turns puss in gloves."
Sunday, August 8, 2010
"He's so stupid he could screw up a one cow cattle drive!"
"It's louder than a God damn Mexican gang bang in here!"
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Grandma: One time we were so poor we had to borrow five dollars from my dad. And back then that was a lot of money. Grandpa: Did you ever pay him back!?
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Sister: So what're you going to get nana for her birthday? Grandpa: Nothing! She didn't use the last thing I got her. Sister: What'd you get her? Grandma: A coffin!
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Friday, August 6, 2010
"When your grandma dies I'm going to put a star of david on one side of her coffin, and a swastika on the other. That way everyone will know she was German, and she was cheap."
