Shit my grandpa says
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
If you want to bring her around I'll put the bang to her.
On my sisters Asian boyfriend
Grandpa: What's his name?
Sister: John
Grandpa: His last name Lee?
Sister: No but his last name's Liao
Grandpa: I knew there had to be a Lee in there somewhere.
On blowjobs
You need to suck not blow Dar it's a figure of speech.
"You're flakier than a shithouse rat"
"Yeah my wrist is always tired. How do you think I got these bruises, I switch hands and they hit each other"
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